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1 total messages Started by larry@msmisp.com Sat, 25 Apr 1998 00:00
pass it on
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Author: larry@msmisp.com
Date: Sat, 25 Apr 1998 00:00
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to whom it may concern:
>READ THIS MESSAGE AND PASS IT ON....
>A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on
>the second hole when he notice a frog sitting next to the green. He
>thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears hears,
>"Ribbit. 9 Iron". The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.
>"Ribbit. 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog
>wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom!  he hits it
>10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow
>that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?"  The frog reply's
>"Ribbit. Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog with him to
>the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit. 3
>wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom!  Hole in one.  The man is
>befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man
>golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog,"OK where to
>next?" The frog reply, "Ribbit. Las Vegas." They go to "Las Vegas and the
>guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit
>Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, " What
>do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit.$3000,black  6."
>Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golfgame, the
>man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back
>across them table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in
the
>hotel.
>He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
>You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog
>replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the
>frog did for him he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a
>gorgeous15-year-old girl. "And that, your honour, is how the girl
>ended up in my room."
>The origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to
>everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have bad
luck.
>Do not keep this letter. Do not send money. Just forward it to five other
>newsgroups to whom you wish good luck. You will see that
>something good happens to you four MINUTES from now if the chain is not
>broken. You will receive good luck in four minutes.
>
>


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